-- Mae West
"Don't keep a man guessing too long he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
-- Mae West
"If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
-- Woody Allen
"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"
-- Dick Wilson
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
-- Woody Allen
"As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so sex with its joy clears and sharpens the vision."
-- Helen Keller
"Sex. In America
-- Marlene Dietrich
"I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box."
-- Betty Davis
"There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces."
-- Joan Crawford
"Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?"
-- Henry Finck
"A hard man is good to find."
-- Mae West
"The score never interested me, only the game."
-- Mae West
"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!"
-- Denis Leary
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
"How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of feeling."
-- Claud Debussy
"The beauty seen is partly in him who sees it."
-- Unknown
"I'll come up and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."
-- Tallulah Bankhead
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."
-- Mae West
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-- Groucho Marx
"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off."
-- Jean Cocteau
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
-- George Bernard Shaw
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare
"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
-- S. J. Perlman
"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."
-- Mae West
"Look your best--who said love is blind?"
-- Mae West
"Power is the great aphrodisiac."
-- Henry Kissinger
"Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-- Mae West
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
-- Katharine Hepburn
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant."
-- Henry Miller
"Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency."
-- Margo St. James
"There are two types of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in the bedroom."
-- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
"The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life."
-- Havelock
"I don't see much of Alfred anymore since he got so interested in sex."
-- Mrs. Alfred Kinsey
"The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
-- Truman Capote
"I'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
-- Woody Allen
"Love is the answer; but while your waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
-- Woody Allen
"Losing my virginity was a career move."
-- Madonna
"Sex is the poor man's polo."
-- Clifford Odets
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
-- P.J. O'Rourke
"I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have."
-- Florence
"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."
-- Woody Allen
"Love is a severe mental disorder."
-- Plato
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.'
-- Anonymous
'Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.'
A Chinese Proverb
'Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.'
'Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.'
--Rene Yasenek
'Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.'
'Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.'
--Albert Einstein
'To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.'
'To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.'
-- Janeane Garofalo
'Stolen kisses are always sweetest.' –
'Stolen kisses are always sweetest.' –
Leigh Hunt
'In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.'
-- French Proverb
